My only request for my open heart surgery was a picture of my own heart. My doctors did even better and took a video! from gifs
I am looking to have my skeleton made inert and bequeathed to my immediate family. This is to ensure my burdensome presence would continue, also as I think back on my accomplishments, my greatest legacy are my bones, fillings and stent. Those little rare earth magnets could be used to hold the various joints together, so that they could be detached to help around the house and hopefully be reunited for special holidays or visitors.
I aim to provide the Great British Public a selection of shirts with an iconic symbol of a city or British institution. They are a response to the infection of USA icons afflicting the identity of individuals on their hats and shirts. This fine apparel will be the cure to identity disease and wind close the shame that prevents the British from being Great again in these hilarious times.